Sunday, March 4, 2012

Seven Funny Thoughts With Attitude

Seven Funny Thoughts With Attitude
Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?  Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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